Showing posts with label Marriage. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Marriage. Show all posts
“When you marry your mistress, you create a job vacancy.”James Goldsmith (1933 – 97) British entrepreneur and politician
Funny Quotes - Mistress - James Goldsmith

Funny Quotes - Mistress - James Goldsmith

“When you marry your mistress, you create a job vacancy.”James Goldsmith (1933 – 97) British entrepreneur and politician
“Marriage is the price men pay for sex; sex is the price women pay for marriage.”Anonymous
Funny Sex Marriage Quotes

Funny Sex Marriage Quotes

“Marriage is the price men pay for sex; sex is the price women pay for marriage.”Anonymous
“Going to marry her! Impossible! You mean a part of her; he could not marry her all himself ... There is enough of her to furnish wives for a whole parish ... You might people a colony with her; or give an assembly with her; or perhaps take your morning's walk round her, always provided there were frequent resting-places, and you were in rude health.”Sydney Smith (1771 – 1845) English clergyman
Funny Quotes - Fatness - Sydney Smith

Funny Quotes - Fatness - Sydney Smith

“Going to marry her! Impossible! You mean a part of her; he could not marry her all himself ... There is enough of her to furnish wives for a whole parish ... You might people a colony with her; or give an assembly with her; or perhaps take your morning's walk round her, always provided there were frequent resting-places, and you were in rude health.”Sydney Smith (1771 – 1845) English clergyman
“The value of marriage is not that adults produce children but that children produce adults.”Peter De Vries (1910 – 93) U.S. novelist
Children - Adults Quotes - Peter De Vries

Children - Adults Quotes - Peter De Vries

“The value of marriage is not that adults produce children but that children produce adults.”Peter De Vries (1910 – 93) U.S. novelist