Showing posts with label Lawyer. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Lawyer. Show all posts
“Lawyers should never marry other lawyers. This is called inbreeding, from which comes idiot children and more lawyers.”David Wayne (1914 – 95) U.S. actor
Lawyer - Marriage Quotes - David Wayne

Lawyer - Marriage Quotes - David Wayne

“Lawyers should never marry other lawyers. This is called inbreeding, from which comes idiot children and more lawyers.”David Wayne (1914 – 95) U.S. actor
“A jury consists of twelve persons chosen to decide who has the better lawyer.”Robert Frost (1874 – 1963) U.S. poet
Jury - Lawyer Quotes - Robert Frost

Jury - Lawyer Quotes - Robert Frost

“A jury consists of twelve persons chosen to decide who has the better lawyer.”Robert Frost (1874 – 1963) U.S. poet
“Definition of a philosopher: a philosopher is a blind man in a dark cellar at midnight looking for a black cat that isn't there. He is distinguished from a theologian, in that the theologian finds the cat. He is also distinguished from a lawyer, who smuggles in a cat in his overcoat pocket, and emerges to produce it in triumph.”Anonymous (Quoted in Cornell Law Quarterly 1942)
Philosopher - Theologian - Lawyer Quotes

Philosopher - Theologian - Lawyer Quotes

“Definition of a philosopher: a philosopher is a blind man in a dark cellar at midnight looking for a black cat that isn't there. He is distinguished from a theologian, in that the theologian finds the cat. He is also distinguished from a lawyer, who smuggles in a cat in his overcoat pocket, and emerges to produce it in triumph.”Anonymous (Quoted in Cornell Law Quarterly 1942)
“Lawyers are like rhinoceroses: thick-skinned, short-sighted, and always ready to charge.”David Mellor (b. 1949) British politician and broadcaster
Lawyer Quotes - Humor - David Mellor

Lawyer Quotes - Humor - David Mellor

“Lawyers are like rhinoceroses: thick-skinned, short-sighted, and always ready to charge.”David Mellor (b. 1949) British politician and broadcaster