“I don't suffer fools, and I like to see fools suffer.”Florence King (b. 1936) U.S. novelist and columnist

“I don't suffer fools, and I like to see fools suffer.”Florence King (b. 1936) U.S. novelist and columnist

“I often think it's comicalHow Nature always does contriveThat every boy and every galThat's born into the world aliveIs either a little LiberalOr else a little Conservative!”W. S. Gilbert (1836 – 1911) British dramatist and librettist

“I often think it's comicalHow Nature always does contriveThat every boy and every galThat's born into the world aliveIs either a little LiberalOr else a little Conservative!”W. S. Gilbert (1836 – 1911) British dramatist and librettist

“The advantage of doing one's praising for oneself is that one can lay it on so thick and exactly in the right places.”Samuel Butler (1835 – 1902) British writer

“The advantage of doing one's praising for oneself is that one can lay it on so thick and exactly in the right places.”Samuel Butler (1835 – 1902) British writer

“Have you noticed ... there is never any third act in a nightmare? They bring you to a climax of terror and then leave you there. They are the work of poor dramatists.”Max Beerbohm (1872 – 1956) English writer

“Have you noticed ... there is never any third act in a nightmare? They bring you to a climax of terror and then leave you there. They are the work of poor dramatists.”Max Beerbohm (1872 – 1956) English writer