Showing posts with label Drinking. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Drinking. Show all posts
“One evening in October, when I was one-third sober,An' taking home a 'load' with manly pride;My poor feet began to stutter, so I lay down in the gutter,And a pig came up an' lay down by my side;Then we sang 'It's all fair weather when good fellows get together,'Till a lady passing by was heard to say:'You can tell a man who 'boozes' by the company he chooses'And the pig got up and slowly walked
Drinking Quotes - Benjamin Hapgood Burt

Drinking Quotes - Benjamin Hapgood Burt

“One evening in October, when I was one-third sober,An' taking home a 'load' with manly pride;My poor feet began to stutter, so I lay down in the gutter,And a pig came up an' lay down by my side;Then we sang 'It's all fair weather when good fellows get together,'Till a lady passing by was heard to say:'You can tell a man who 'boozes' by the company he chooses'And the pig got up and slowly walked
“'I love a Martini,' said Mabel,'I only have two at the most,After three, I am under the table,After four, I am under my host.'”Anonymous (quoted in John Julius Norwich, A Christmas Cracker)
Funny Quotes - Alcohol - Drinking

Funny Quotes - Alcohol - Drinking

“'I love a Martini,' said Mabel,'I only have two at the most,After three, I am under the table,After four, I am under my host.'”Anonymous (quoted in John Julius Norwich, A Christmas Cracker)
“Wine hath drowned more men than the sea.”Thomas Fuller (1654 – 1734) English physician and writer
Wine Quotes - Thomas Fuller

Wine Quotes - Thomas Fuller

“Wine hath drowned more men than the sea.”Thomas Fuller (1654 – 1734) English physician and writer
“Most British statesmen have either drunk too much or womanised too much. I never fell into the second category.”Lord George Brown (1914 – 85) British politician
Drinking Quotes - Lord George Brown

Drinking Quotes - Lord George Brown

“Most British statesmen have either drunk too much or womanised too much. I never fell into the second category.”Lord George Brown (1914 – 85) British politician