Showing posts with label Abstinence. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Abstinence. Show all posts
“'I love a Martini,' said Mabel,'I only have two at the most,After three, I am under the table,After four, I am under my host.'”Anonymous (quoted in John Julius Norwich, A Christmas Cracker)
Funny Quotes - Alcohol - Drinking

Funny Quotes - Alcohol - Drinking

“'I love a Martini,' said Mabel,'I only have two at the most,After three, I am under the table,After four, I am under my host.'”Anonymous (quoted in John Julius Norwich, A Christmas Cracker)
“I like liquor – its taste and its effects – and that is just the reason why I never drink it.”T. J. “Stonewall” Jackson (1824 – 63) U.S. general of the Army
Abstain - Alcohol Quotes - Jackson

Abstain - Alcohol Quotes - Jackson

“I like liquor – its taste and its effects – and that is just the reason why I never drink it.”T. J. “Stonewall” Jackson (1824 – 63) U.S. general of the Army
“What's the use of getting sober, when you're gonna get drunk again?”Louis Jordan (1908 – 75) U.S. musician and songwriter
Drunk Quotes - Humor - Louis Jordan

Drunk Quotes - Humor - Louis Jordan

“What's the use of getting sober, when you're gonna get drunk again?”Louis Jordan (1908 – 75) U.S. musician and songwriter